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Talk to Maximus:
My main base and bunker are deep in the Swiss countryside.
From this stronghold I aim to serve pets worldwide and to make sure that your needs are looked after. As pets cannot type or call, you may second your human to do so on your behalf.
Please use the form below to send your questions to The General. I will howl back as soon as mission conditions allow me to.

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